1 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,520 Oh, my God. 2 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,560 What's the matter, Lexi? 3 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,360 Oh, my God, Dad. 4 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:43,220 I'm going to die. 5 00:00:43,740 --> 00:00:47,420 What? The coronavirus only affects virgins, and I'm a virgin, Dad. 6 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:48,920 Who told you that? 7 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:52,540 Everybody. Like, everybody at school, all my teachers. 8 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,080 Even your teachers told you that? Yeah. 9 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,480 That's not funny, Dad. 10 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,720 You know they're just joking with you. They're not. 11 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:02,580 The coronavirus affects everybody, not just virgins. 12 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,440 No, Dad. It's only virgins. 13 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,880 And your friends at school told you this? 14 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:11,940 Yes. I cannot believe it. Can you just, like, help, Dad? Can you just, like, 15 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:13,860 make me not a virgin anymore? 16 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,580 That's not something that your dad can help you with. But you can. 17 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,520 I think you can. 18 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:22,939 Lexi, no. 19 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:25,580 Dad. Oh, no, no. Oh, that's what you mean. 20 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,220 No, Dad can't. 21 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:29,960 No. Dad. 22 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:34,640 Okay, um... Dad. 23 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:39,820 Okay, um... Can you just help me, please? There's not something I can help 24 00:01:39,820 --> 00:01:41,400 with. I think you can. 25 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:46,940 Wait, no, put your... No, don't take your clothes off. Yes, Dad. 26 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,840 No, um, where'd you get those things? 27 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,400 The insides. 28 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:56,220 Wait, why won't your... Why won't the kids at school have sex with you? 29 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:59,180 Nobody likes me, Dad. They don't want to... They don't want to take my 30 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:00,300 virginity. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 31 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:04,660 Cover those up. 32 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:05,880 Dad. 33 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:11,700 Okay, and your mother will be getting home from work in about 30 minutes. 34 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,500 Then we have plenty of time. 35 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,280 Okay. 36 00:02:20,860 --> 00:02:23,960 Will you take my virginity, Dad? 37 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,250 You're really taking all your clothes off? 38 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:33,490 Yes. 39 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:38,190 If you won't take my virginity, can I at least just blow you? 40 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:41,410 Maybe we can talk about something else later. 41 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:46,230 You just took all your freaking clothes off on the couch. 42 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:47,810 What if your mom comes home? 43 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:49,270 I'm not worried about it, Dad. 44 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:52,350 No, it's not her. 45 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:55,110 And you're freaking naked. 46 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,230 Can I please just blow you, Dad? 47 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,360 You'll still be a virgin, though. 48 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:01,860 That's okay. 49 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:06,300 My mouth won't be a virgin. 50 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:08,720 Hey, well, maybe that'll count. 51 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:09,939 Oh, yeah? 52 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:10,940 Yeah. 53 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:13,420 Where did these grow? 54 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,900 I must have got them from Mom. 55 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,040 Oh, my God. 56 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,540 Wait, what did you want to do again? 57 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,100 Blow you. 58 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:24,780 Okay. 59 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:36,190 Okay, you're just gonna keep this between us, right? 60 00:03:36,410 --> 00:03:37,990 Yeah, Dad, of course. Okay. 61 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,430 You're doing this for your health. 62 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:50,589 Oh, yeah? 63 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:51,970 Yeah. Thanks, Dad. 64 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:23,890 Where'd you learn to do it like that? 65 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:27,950 Aren't you born like that? 66 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:29,250 I guess. 67 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,330 Jesus, 68 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:58,950 you don't need to teach your mom how to do that. 69 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,500 Are you sure you can't take my virginity, Dad? 70 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:34,840 Um, you might be able to talk me into it. 71 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,140 Yeah? Yeah. 72 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,820 Yeah, Mom's not coming through that door, is she? 73 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:45,540 No. 74 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,400 Do I have to keep a lookout? 75 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:16,450 You know, just let me sit on it. 76 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:19,150 She's not coming through the door, is she? 77 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:20,390 No. 78 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:21,710 Okay. 79 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:25,350 It's for your health, right? 80 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:26,690 Of course. 81 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,550 You're the only reason. 82 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,910 I can't believe we're doing this. 83 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:34,850 I don't want you to get any sick now. No. 84 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,610 I won't get sick now. 85 00:08:26,289 --> 00:08:27,650 You're so much tighter than your mom. 86 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,300 feel to not be a virgin anymore. 87 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,440 So good. 88 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,040 At least I know I'm not going to die. 89 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,380 You're still in that birth control your mother put you on, right? Yes. 90 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:32,080 Okay, just in case something happens. 91 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,159 Oh, yeah? 92 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,160 Yeah. 93 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,160 Uh 94 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:45,600 -oh. 95 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,960 Oh, no. What? 96 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,880 Uh, never mind. 97 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,120 Okay. Well, the good thing is you won't get sick now. 98 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,340 Oh. 99 00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,699 Thank you, Dad. 100 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:04,800 You're welcome. And really, if your mom asks... Nothing happened. 101 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,220 Right, nothing happened. Nothing happened at all. But you definitely will 102 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:09,220 getting sick. 103 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,040 I really appreciate it. 104 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,240 You're welcome. 105 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,540 And thank you for trusting Daddy to do this. Yeah. 106 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,600 Okay. 107 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,400 Get dressed before your mother gets home. 108 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:30,920 Go do your homework. 109 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:31,939 Of course. 110 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,360 I'm going in it. I'm right now. 111 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,600 Okay. 112 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,860 And stop listening to rumors at school, okay? 113 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,900 No, Dad. I know. 114 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,520 Okay. 115 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,880 Okay, I'm going to go check and see if your mother's coming home. 116 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,380 Okay. 117 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:50,620 Bye, Dad. 118 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:52,580 Bye. Oh, my God, Dad. It's so hot. 119 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,180 I know. 120 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,340 Can I come in here? 121 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,380 Why do you want to be in my room? 122 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,840 You're the... Your room is the only one that's not hot. It's so hot in here. 123 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:05,820 Yeah, Dad and... Gosh, it's so hot. Dad gets the A .C. 124 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,520 Yeah, and it's so hot everywhere else. 125 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,640 Like, it is so hot, Dad. 126 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,400 You're being so dramatic. No, it's hot. 127 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 128 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,640 You know your mom's home? 129 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,900 Dad, it's just really hot in here. 130 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:24,700 Yeah, but you could do that in your room and be naked. 131 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,100 But it's cool in here, Dad. 132 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:35,270 What am I going to tell your mother if she walks in and you're naked on the 133 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,330 Nothing. 134 00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:41,270 Our daughter was hot, so she took all her clothes off? Yes. 135 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,150 God, it's so hot, Dad. 136 00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:52,030 Can you pull those back up for me, please? No, Dad. It's just really hot in 137 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,030 here. Okay. 138 00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:57,270 Now, that's going a little too far. You can have those out. 139 00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:58,730 Dad. 140 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,179 It's okay. 141 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:06,380 No, it's not. Your mom's, like, doing her laundry or something. We have time 142 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,220 before she comes back. 143 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,440 Oh, yeah. 144 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,840 Then she cuts my wiener off when she finds out. 145 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,960 I guess we'll both be dead. 146 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 That's not fun. 147 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,080 Or maybe she could just join us. 148 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,460 I don't think your mother's into that. She's kind of uptight. 149 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,540 Keep your eye on the door. I don't want her coming in. 150 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,040 I'm letting you do this because she never does this. 151 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,300 Yeah. 152 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,290 Is it okay? 153 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:03,530 It's really good. 154 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:12,190 Might as well just take your whole top off. 155 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,130 We're going to get caught. Might as well just get caught, right? 156 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,410 Yeah. 157 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,220 Your mom barely just puts the tip in. 158 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,560 Yeah. 159 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,100 Not cool. 160 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,520 You don't like that? 161 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,300 Not just the tip, you gotta do it all the way. 162 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:18,660 You're 163 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:25,520 like 164 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,520 the cool dad. 165 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,420 As long as it's our little secret. Of course. 166 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,800 Do you want to fuck me, Dad? 167 00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,940 Does the door close at least? 168 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:27,870 Wait, 169 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:32,430 when did that happen? 170 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,250 Thank you. 171 00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:13,910 since you were born. 172 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,250 word of this to your mother, have you? No. 173 00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:57,450 Have you? 174 00:21:57,710 --> 00:21:58,710 No. 175 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:00,950 I would never. 176 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:13,130 You want me to come on your 177 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:13,749 pussy again? 178 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:14,750 Yeah. 179 00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:16,050 Come for me, Daddy. 180 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,560 It's even hotter. 181 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,700 I was just about to ask you. Yeah. 182 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,580 It's so hot now. 183 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:45,620 Might as well just hang out then. You're already naked. 184 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,880 Yeah. 185 00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,500 Mom finds out all right. 186 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,720 Yeah. 187 00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:35,570 What are you doing? 188 00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:37,130 Nothing, Mom. 189 00:23:38,270 --> 00:23:43,550 What do you mean, nothing? It looks like you're on my couch masturbating. 190 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:44,750 No, Mom. 191 00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:49,110 Sweetie, what's been getting into you lately? 192 00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:50,690 Nothing, I promise. 193 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:55,130 Were you calling out Daddy? 194 00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:57,250 Um, no. 195 00:23:58,350 --> 00:24:00,850 I thought I heard you say Daddy. 196 00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:05,580 I think... something is up with you and your father. No, nothing at all, Mom. 197 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,060 Both of you have been acting so oddly. 198 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:15,700 No, I don't think so, Mom. No. Well, I'm going to look for your father and sit 199 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:17,980 down both of you. Do you understand? 200 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,240 Yes, Mom. 201 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,440 I'll talk to you about this later. 202 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,760 See you, Mom. 203 00:24:48,990 --> 00:24:50,030 I wish 204 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:56,850 my daddy was here. 205 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:01,970 Lexi, what are you doing? 206 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:03,329 It's okay, dad. 207 00:25:03,330 --> 00:25:08,550 No, no, no. It's not. You're touching yourself and your mother just... 208 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:09,609 Caught you? 209 00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:10,690 She already knows. 210 00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:14,750 No, no, no. Dad, she knows. No, she doesn't. She would have said something 211 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:17,170 me. I promise, she knows something's going on. 212 00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:19,730 She can think it, as long as she doesn't actually know it. 213 00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:21,570 Put those away. 214 00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:22,990 Dad, it's okay. 215 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:24,950 Oh, my God. 216 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:26,490 No, 217 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:27,909 it's not okay. 218 00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:28,990 It is, Dad. No. 219 00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:32,730 Put your boobs away. Dad. 220 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:33,970 Put them away. 221 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,010 It's okay. 222 00:25:35,070 --> 00:25:36,070 No, it's... 223 00:25:36,389 --> 00:25:37,930 Can you just come here, Dad? 224 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:41,130 Yeah, I am here, but we're both going to get in trouble. Your mom, I'm telling 225 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:42,290 you, she's on the freaking warpath. 226 00:25:42,590 --> 00:25:44,290 She's not, Dad. It's okay. 227 00:25:45,430 --> 00:25:46,430 Shit, 228 00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,070 we're both going to be dead. 229 00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:50,310 That's okay, Dad. 230 00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:51,850 It'll be worth it, right? 231 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:54,910 Yeah, worth getting killed over? Yeah. 232 00:26:23,510 --> 00:26:24,510 Do you like that, Dad? 233 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:26,450 Told you, your mother doesn't do that. 234 00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:31,670 Why don't you take your clothes off? 235 00:26:32,150 --> 00:26:34,510 If we're going to do it, we're going all in, right? 236 00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:35,830 Yeah. 237 00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:40,690 Do you like seeing my tits? 238 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:45,330 I love seeing your tits. Your mom had to go and buy hers and all of a sudden 239 00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:46,229 yours just grew. 240 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,230 Yeah. 241 00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:20,230 You sure you're okay with this, Dad? 242 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:25,550 I'm gonna get busted. We might as well get busted now, right? 243 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:27,410 Yeah, I didn't really leave my shoes on or off. 244 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:29,709 I'll do mine. 245 00:27:29,710 --> 00:27:30,710 It's kind of hot. 246 00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:33,710 Let me see you lay back and what you were doing when I walked in. 247 00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:40,170 And what were you doing when your mother caught you? 248 00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:41,650 The same thing. 249 00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:42,950 What were you saying? 250 00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:44,130 Daddy, 251 00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:46,090 I want you to fuck me. 252 00:27:49,290 --> 00:27:51,030 Right here on the family couch. 253 00:27:51,230 --> 00:27:52,230 Yeah. 254 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,840 Can't wait till you fuck me, Daddy. 255 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,380 It's coming. Don't worry. I just want to watch you for a second. 256 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,600 Yeah? 257 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,660 Does it turn you on? Oh, yeah. 258 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,040 Does it look like it does? 259 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,380 Oh, yeah. 260 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,160 Coming out to the edge. 261 00:29:56,939 --> 00:30:03,920 Yeah. I love watching your dick go in and 262 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,920 out. 263 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,520 Want to play something different this time? 264 00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:48,740 Yeah. 265 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:54,120 What do you want to do? Instead of me coming inside you, how about this? Your 266 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,480 mother never does this. 267 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,200 How about you let me come in your mouth? 268 00:35:57,460 --> 00:35:58,460 Yeah. 269 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,200 I would love it. 270 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,840 She promised to do it on our wedding night, but never did. It's too late. 271 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,440 Yeah. I can change that. 272 00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:43,530 I'm fucking on the couch. Yeah? 273 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:50,150 Trying something new, right? 274 00:37:13,290 --> 00:37:15,150 My mother doesn't even let me touch hers anymore. No? 275 00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:18,090 Here's my new favorite. 276 00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:19,290 Yeah? 277 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,750 I'm glad you like them. 278 00:37:25,470 --> 00:37:31,550 Oh, you feel so good. 279 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:34,080 Yeah? Is that what you wanted? Mm -hmm. 280 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,600 Your mother never let me do that. 281 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,220 No? No, I'm a bitch. 282 00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:42,600 You made a mess. 283 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,698 Mm -hmm. 284 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,360 I think we better go get you cleaned up before. 285 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,600 Yeah? 286 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,840 Don't move. 287 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:51,940 Just wait right here. I don't want your mother seeing you walking around with 288 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:52,859 all that, okay? 289 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:53,738 Okay, Dad. 290 00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:55,000 Don't move. I'll be right back. 291 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,540 Hey, Mom, so you know, like, the thing that we did earlier? 292 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,340 Did you enjoy yourself? 293 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800 Oh, I loved it. 294 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:09,800 But, like, I talked to all my friends and they said that, like, lesbian 295 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,020 virginity doesn't count. 296 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:15,800 Like, they said that it had to be, like, losing my virginity, like, with a man. 297 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,360 What did I tell you earlier when we did this? 298 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,900 I know, not to believe everything that you hear. 299 00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:26,460 Yes, and what you believe, don't believe everything that you read on the 300 00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:29,900 internet. I know, but mom, that means that I still, like... 301 00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:33,780 Can get the coronavirus, like... So did you talk to one of your guy friends? 302 00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:36,560 No, none of them want to have sex with me, Mom. 303 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:44,420 Like, I guess... I thought that our little thing yesterday would have built 304 00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:49,560 more confidence in you, and you would have expressed some of your sexual 305 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,080 towards a young man in school. 306 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,520 Yeah, I know. 307 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,420 I just, like... So what are you saying? 308 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:05,720 Are you trying to ask me what you were asking me earlier but with 309 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,840 your dad? 310 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:08,140 Yeah. 311 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,540 Like, if there was, like, a way that we could just, like, convince him to, like, 312 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,780 help me lose my virginity. 313 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,740 Like, okay. 314 00:40:19,540 --> 00:40:20,800 Convince your father. 315 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:31,330 He likes to play games. Yeah, so let's trick him into doing it. 316 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:36,890 To play a game into having sex with you. 317 00:40:39,110 --> 00:40:40,630 It's a possibility. 318 00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:44,830 We can have him compare our vaginas. 319 00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:52,070 I was thinking that maybe you could have just walked in on us having sex and 320 00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:53,070 then joined in. 321 00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:55,090 Yeah. But... 322 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,620 We can play a game. Yeah, let's play a game. We know he likes a game. 323 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:00,600 It's like... Alright. 324 00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:05,040 Do you want me to go get him or just call him in? 325 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:06,600 Um, just call him. 326 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440 Alright, Luke! 327 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,680 Luke! Hey, what's going on? 328 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:17,360 Why are you... Why are you dressed like that? Why are you dressed like that? 329 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:18,980 Why are you both dressed like that? 330 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:20,259 What do you mean? 331 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:22,400 We're just doing some girl talk in the room. 332 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,500 This is your daughter, not your sister. What are you doing? 333 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:26,940 What? 334 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,140 It's not like we're having sex. 335 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,520 No. 336 00:41:33,020 --> 00:41:35,860 Yeah, because your clothes are still on. But still, okay, what did you need? I 337 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:36,860 got stuff to do. 338 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,380 What do you have to do? You're in your PJs. 339 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,560 I can watch some Netflix. 340 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,220 Okay. Well, we wanted to play a game with you. 341 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,880 Your daughter has an issue. 342 00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:50,180 I do? 343 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,340 Yeah. Do you want to tell them, or should I tell them? 344 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,060 Um, I need to lose my virginity, Dad. 345 00:41:59,780 --> 00:42:00,780 Why? 346 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,700 Because I don't want to get the coronavirus. 347 00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:04,700 No, I don't want you to lose your virginity to get married. 348 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:09,080 Um, but I don't want to die. Are you going to let your daughter die? 349 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:12,000 Yeah. What do you mean you're going to die if you have coronavirus? 350 00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:14,080 Wait, if you're a virgin, you're going to get coronavirus? 351 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:15,620 Yes. 352 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,600 Okay. This is what they're teaching. 353 00:42:20,190 --> 00:42:22,050 Our children in school. And she believes this? Yeah. 354 00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:25,350 Okay. So what do you need me for? 355 00:42:26,690 --> 00:42:27,890 Take her virginity. 356 00:42:29,370 --> 00:42:31,270 Wait, you're encouraging this? You're her mother. 357 00:42:33,890 --> 00:42:40,410 She doesn't want to. I tried to convince her earlier today about how she's not 358 00:42:40,410 --> 00:42:45,390 going to get the coronavirus and convince her that she's not a virgin 359 00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:49,210 And personally, I don't see how she could even be a virgin. 360 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,140 At this day and age. 361 00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:56,880 She just doesn't have the self -confidence. She wants you to be her 362 00:42:57,780 --> 00:42:58,678 Yeah, Dad. 363 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:04,120 Okay, well, if you want me to do that, I want to see you both kiss each other or 364 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,038 something. 365 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,520 Well, we thought we would play a game. What's the game? 366 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,160 To see who was the tightest. 367 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,400 Yeah. 368 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,400 That's a lose -lose situation for me. 369 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,310 A lose -lose situation. If I say one's tired of the other, I'm going to lose. 370 00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:21,110 How is that possible? 371 00:43:21,470 --> 00:43:22,470 I don't know. 372 00:43:23,490 --> 00:43:24,490 Okay. 373 00:43:26,850 --> 00:43:27,850 Kissing? Yeah. 374 00:43:33,610 --> 00:43:34,388 I'm touching. 375 00:43:34,390 --> 00:43:36,270 I want you to get naked, too, or something. 376 00:43:37,050 --> 00:43:39,270 You just came waltzing in here. 377 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,470 You want me to fuck my daughter. What do you want me to do? 378 00:43:41,770 --> 00:43:44,550 Complaining about what we were wearing earlier. Now you don't want to. wear 379 00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:45,750 anything at all? No. 380 00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:48,290 Well, you didn't tell me there was a game involved. 381 00:43:48,590 --> 00:43:49,529 Oh. 382 00:43:49,530 --> 00:43:51,270 See, I told you your father liked games. 383 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:56,550 Alright. We're just going to stand back and watch you two get undressed. 384 00:43:56,890 --> 00:43:58,090 Let's take this off. 385 00:43:58,490 --> 00:44:00,890 I don't even know why we wear this kind of stuff. 386 00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:17,490 Are you paying attention? 387 00:44:17,670 --> 00:44:18,670 Uh -huh. 388 00:44:18,730 --> 00:44:22,370 This is totally legit. 389 00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:24,730 The camera's not going to be punked or anything. 390 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,530 No, of course not. 391 00:44:27,130 --> 00:44:28,170 I mean, come on. 392 00:44:28,870 --> 00:44:30,550 Touch it. You're okay with this? 393 00:44:32,510 --> 00:44:33,950 Are you okay with it, sweetie? 394 00:44:34,150 --> 00:44:35,150 I'm okay with it. 395 00:44:36,230 --> 00:44:37,750 Really odd. 396 00:44:40,770 --> 00:44:45,530 Lexi wants her dad, her daddy, to take her virginity. 397 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,120 She's already asked you how many times already? 398 00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:56,040 I don't know, like three times right now? Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, Lexi, 399 00:44:56,140 --> 00:45:01,280 take these cute little pennies. Look at that little butt. 400 00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:03,920 Did you say no to that butt? 401 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,840 It's not easy being my daughter. 402 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:13,300 So we're going to see who's tighter? 403 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,600 Yep. 404 00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:31,540 So who's first? 405 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:35,920 There's the problem. 406 00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:44,460 Isn't that kind of the same question, issue that you're having? Who's going to 407 00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:45,460 be tighter? 408 00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:51,260 If you go to our daughter first, I might be upset. 409 00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:53,520 I think I should go to you for a reference point. 410 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,700 Okay. I'm going to let you check on Lexi. 411 00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:58,980 How's that sound? 412 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:00,140 Sounds good. 413 00:46:14,550 --> 00:46:15,690 It's still pretty tight. 414 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,660 Yeah. Oh my god, I love it. 415 00:47:01,550 --> 00:47:02,550 You're just going to be your father. 416 00:47:02,690 --> 00:47:03,690 Yeah. 417 00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:11,550 Clean my caca before I put in my daughter. 418 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,900 It's gonna be the first time ever, Dad. 419 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,100 Gentle. Okay, I'll be gentle. 420 00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:38,900 I 421 00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:46,340 can 422 00:47:46,340 --> 00:47:47,460 already tell she's pretty tight. 423 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:48,720 Yeah. 424 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,420 Choose your words wisely, Dad. 425 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,800 Fucking my dad. 426 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:47,860 and then we'll see who gets to come. 427 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,020 She's feeling left out now. 428 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:05,060 Maybe the two of you have been doing this before? 429 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,320 No! 430 00:58:06,580 --> 00:58:08,220 Why would you think that? No. 431 00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:11,280 I don't know. Your masturbation on the couch? 432 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,520 Mom. 433 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,720 Stop reading it, though. 434 00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:16,980 Yeah. 435 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,400 Well, 436 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,020 I'm happy you're not a virgin anymore, sweetie. 437 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,400 No, I won't die. 438 00:58:23,660 --> 00:58:26,260 No, you won't die. At least not right away.